Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Put me in a bubble..

Seriously considering buying a human hamster wheel for myself!

Last week  I was vacuuming because we had company coming over. (Yes I know not supposed to but it was a 12x12 rug so not a big area)

I was vaccuming with my right hand and picked up a pair of my sewing scissors (aka suture scissors that I got when Kyra got stitches 5 years ago) I forgot I had picked them up, and went to switch which hand I was vacuuming with and stabbed myself in my left pointer finger... There was a tinj of "what did I just do?" With "oh hod the pain!!" Then I mixed in "oh my look at all the blood" I screamed..
Searched for my husband ran upstairs holding 2 hands of blood, trying not to pass out. Kyra came out of her room as I was hollering and trying frantically to stop the bleeding in the kitchen. I told her we needed to find Jeremy because I needed to go to the hospital. She saw all the blood and didn't ask questions.
We searched everywhere, he was in Seth's room skyping with Seth with his head phones on and couldn't hear us screaming for him. He eventually was found and off to the ER we went.

We got there, checked in, went right back. The Dr came in and asked what I did, as I started telling him, I got to I was vaccuming and picked up a pair of scissors," as he lifted the gauze, left the room with out saying anything, I stopped talking. He shouted in, "keep going I'm just getting a suture kit" we all laughed. I continued telling him the story. He was the funniest doctor ever! Cracking jokes making sure we got good pictures it was fun. I admit it.

So 3 stitches later..

So current count injury count, cracked hip, 3 cracked ribs a dislocated shoulder, and 3 stitches...

You'd think that was enough right??

Saturday we went to the demolition derby.. I look forward to it every year and I couldn't miss it. I think I over exherted myself earlier in the day, yet again not following bedrest and helped put 3 doors in the house.

At the derby I was really light headed and very nauseated. I got carmel corn cause lets face it Carmel corn and redneck demo derby go hand in hand!! After the derby I was feeling very very nauseated... Jeremy went ahead to get the car I figured I'd walk slowly and breathe and I'd be OK.
Halfway there I started puking. Just ALITTLE not much.. Until I had a sharp kernal stuck at around the neck bone of the esophagus. Then violent puking started. It was burning so bad!! I just figured it was the stomach acid and I'll drink water and I'll be fine. I drank 2 bottles of water, and it was still burning I started noticing a blood taste in my mouth. Evey time I swallowed I'd get a small pool in my throat.. I thought was spit, I soon found was blood. We stopped home and I tried to drink aloe, after all it's soothing right?? Wrong... It is unless you cut your throat open. So I got to the er, it was confirmed I cut and scrapes my throat and because I'm pregnant I can't have what they'd do to fix it so I got to just suffer... Well not until they gave me dilotted through the IV. That made me feel loopy.. Man I do NOT know how druggies do it!! But I do remember telling the doctor, which happened to be the same one that stitched my hand, I told him he was AWSOME and that we loved him, he said "sounds like the drugs are kicking in" it was funny.

 I was out for the next day. My throat burned like a diaper rashed baby's butt!! I was on a purely liquid diet for 3 days!

I go see my doctor Friday for my bedrest follow up.. Haha he's not gonna be too happy with me.

I'm feeling good today though
I'll be cutting out the stitches tomorrow and I'll be nearly all healed throat, and my hip and ribs generally aren't hurting anymore ;) so things are good ;)


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