Falling out of a treeswing =Bedrest.. Seriously?

So 6 days ago I put my new tree swing in my tree. I have wanted one if these since I was a teen!! I was so excited!
So I get it in the tree secure the 2 sides, seemed secure. Donna wanted to come sit in my lap. I seemed secure so I pulled her into my lap, just then boom crash the right side popped and I landed on my right hip HARD on the ground!! I was like oh I'm fine I'm fine. I could see Jeremy fighting the urge to laugh. But I was in legit pain, but wasn't gonna tell his smart butt that!!
I called the doctor and he asked if I had bleeding, I hadn't gone to the bathroom yet so I said no. He said to come in and we will check her out anyway. I went to the bathroom 20 mins later... There was brown (aka old) blood and alot of mucous. So I called him back and told him. He said he'll do an ultrasound and make sure she is fine.

We got to the office about 3 hours later, we had the ultrasound got to hear her 155 bpm heartbeat she was good and healthy!!  She was measuring 10 days small... Frankly scaring the crap out of me, cause it just didn't make sense at all. We had sex on the 29th I ovulated on the 31st.. And according to his measurement he said we conceived in the 17th... There is no possible way because we already had 2 positive hcg tests by then ... Not to mention that we didn't even have sex for 9 days before the 17th! And I KNOW I ovulated on the 31st!! so I'm a little worried she's measuring small.

Anyway so after he's done with the baby is smaller so the due date is changed to April 5 discussion.

He then casually says, ok "so take it easy the next 3 weeks, no vigorous activity, nothing that will tire you, no lifting or carrying anything if you can help it, and no sex for 3 weeks..." NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT!?!?! I'm a freaking newlywed still !! what ?? He said other stuff after that but I was still in schock of the no sex restriction with my brain screaming "you've got to be kidding me" so I didn't hear it..

The bleeding stopped 2 days later, but Im still on restriction...

I'm fairly sure I cracked my hip bone cause its still writhing in agony pain 6 days later!  When I fell I also popped out 3 ribs that I have had trouble with for 2 years ; Long story short on those ribs, I slipped on railroad ties in the winter on ice and cracked them and they like to pop out alot, my chiropractor is constantly putting them back for me. And last but not least I popped my shoulder blade as well .. So I really am a sad pile of bones right now!! And I should be behaving on this bedrest, but I have stuff to do, like feeding goats, and weeding the garden, and pulling siding off my house lol .. I have to say I suck at bedrest..

Oh and another note... I have been having  horrible horrible horrible headaches since getting pregnant that are constant ... And this event didn't help, instead of prescribing pain medicine, I get a Dr pepper a day... I haven't drank soda regularly in 3 years.. This will be interesting... I'm not drinking one a day though I'm just doing it when the headaches are really bad.. It does work though. Who knew!?!?